Over 99751

You Demotivational Poster


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie

THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot

TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.

TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?

YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.

TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.

Old Saw -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions

THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you

TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.

HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.

TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.



TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


TAGS: young innocent grown up adult
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 28, 2013, 3:53 pm
Cheers, mate!
forseti - March 28, 2013, 1:38 pm
love it! fav'd!
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2013, 1:50 pm
Can't go home again...
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:24 pm
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:02 pm
:O ... I flaunted this (I'm arrogant etc) but I never expected such a great reception... Cheers to all of you folks...
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:40 am
Rick...the master of quality over quantity...of course a 5L!
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:39 am
gud. reely gud.
falloutghoul - March 19, 2013, 8:15 am
Ouch. So much OUCH!
Greeny - March 18, 2013, 9:29 pm
N1 Rick!
GaryO - March 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
good quote, great composition
Reality Lord - March 18, 2013, 5:25 pm

Silverheart - March 17, 2013, 7:03 pm
the FEELS! 5Ls


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!

THE BLUES - dyin' lonely on a broken down cot

TAGS: find your blues name
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thunderstrike - July 12, 2012, 10:26 pm
Skinny Killer Jackson
jonbrooke - March 22, 2012, 2:04 am
Boney Harp McGee...
MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 11:59 pm
Bony Sugar Jones!
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:25 am
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:24 am
Boney Foot Parker
mij9179 - February 12, 2012, 5:55 pm
Boney Money Lee
Haner - February 5, 2012, 10:45 pm
Bald Bad Boy Rivers.....cool
Wytch - January 31, 2012, 11:18 pm
Ugly Fingers Hopkins
Arvantillian - January 31, 2012, 12:22 pm
Sticky Dog Brown.....hahahaha
falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
Buddy Gumbo Johnson
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:15 pm
Texas Gumbo Lee. That sounds pretty good.
GySgt1811a - January 28, 2012, 4:06 pm
Boney Legs Hopkins
beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:01 pm
Boney Killer Lee
pharaoh15 - January 28, 2012, 2:21 pm
Old Gumbo Franklin
nytescape - January 28, 2012, 2:14 pm
old liver jefferson
rerun - January 28, 2012, 12:26 pm

Ugly Bones McGee
pratham - January 28, 2012, 12:24 pm
sleepy gumbo lee.
Maddness - January 28, 2012, 3:39 am
Boney Lemon Parker.
caveman - January 28, 2012, 2:29 am
Skinny fingers green
Sho - January 28, 2012, 12:33 am
Blind Foot Smith
CleverUserName - January 28, 2012, 12:06 am
Sticky Harp MCGee - 5L's
Hawamleh - January 27, 2012, 11:36 pm
Skinny Gumbo Rivers, 5ls
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Sleepy Dog Franklin. I'm feelin' it baby.
Bizy - January 27, 2012, 8:57 pm
Buddy Hips Smith.... Yep i'd definitely be a one hit wonder
desdecardo - January 27, 2012, 8:04 pm
Sleepy Killer Brown. No relation to Cleveland.
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 27, 2012, 7:56 pm
Seen this around lately... Screamin' Fingers Davis!
LyssaGal - January 27, 2012, 7:20 pm
Fat Bad Boy Bailey. ???
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:01 pm
Toothless Liver Hopkins... that's gr5ss !
MashiMashi - January 27, 2012, 6:25 pm
peg leg bones blue


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


TAGS: i say potato you say
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

gettinsmarter - August 5, 2011, 1:29 pm
Actually none of itis true. The Russians actually bought mechanical pencils from an American firm.
scotts13 - August 5, 2011, 10:26 am
Unfortunately, it's NOT true. Fisher developed the pen with private funds, the sold pens to NASA. Didn't actually cost much more than pencils.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:23 am
you know, the sad part is it's all true. It's mistakes like this that make me proud to be a Russian!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:40 am
hehe... 5 bottles for you
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:12 pm
I tried it and it works...the Vodka that is.
gas - August 4, 2011, 8:07 pm
rerun - August 4, 2011, 8:05 pm

we could still be in space if we had thought of that.

LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.

TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by elixiri

GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm



TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)

JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?

TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am

WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"

TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by dy2012

soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed

YOU! - STFU and choke yourself!

TAGS: you stfu military funny pointing
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by general440lee

WTFO - June 4, 2009, 12:03 am
"you had best square your a** away and start ****ting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely f*** you up!"
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 4:27 pm
Godd*** it, with my hand, numbnuts!! Don't pull my f***ing hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by rerun

Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!



TAGS: pzy you lost the game
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm
I just lost the race.


TAGS: ill miss you
Rating: 4.97/5

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forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:01 pm
nice one!!



TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

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DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm
"Don't knock masturbation. It's *** with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am

Disenchantment -

TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


TAGS: admit you said it aww
Rating: 3.31/5

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Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:01 pm
I gave you 3ls, The Pic Is Nice, But the Text Is Just ****, this is just another look what i found, a good find, but still not a proper motifake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:27 am
Lame 1L

WHIP IT - Whip it good

TAGS: you must whip it
Rating: 4.35/5

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aemergt - June 3, 2013, 8:32 pm
didn't read it all but it was cool that's why I made this comment and then I finish reading it.


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!


TAGS: say it so you mean it
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 2:21 pm
Hey that's my prayer I say every-- never mind... :D

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.

TAGS: scary once you see it when you see it **** bricks ****
Rating: 2.12/5

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kiabaman4258 - October 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
it is false that your hair continues to grow when you die....what really happens is your skin contracts and the hair pushes through
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
Sean, don't you ever watch The Learning Channel? Even after you die, your hair, nails and head keep growing. (But the phone calls ***er off)
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:49 am
I know, eh? For a child ghost, she's got a very big head. Extra spooky.
RandomApe - June 14, 2009, 2:41 am
For some very odd reason, that is one of the creepiest ph**os I have ever seen
hmm - May 13, 2009, 4:43 pm
looks like a hawt ghost lol i'd hit it
LT - February 26, 2009, 11:49 am
theres a ghost on the 4th swing if yo look you will see the face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:19 am
That's because like all the ****bricker mindf*** posters, it is inconsequential bull**** that is too hard to see for whatever the intended effect is.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 28, 2008, 10:42 am
I actually can't see what it is... I see a shape near the swinging swing but I can't make out what it is.
Emily - October 28, 2008, 4:16 am
What the hell is that?? Ferragho I can see the Kool-Aid man too!
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 7:33 pm
All I see is the Kool-Aid man hiding near a post.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 1:32 pm
What can I use these bricks for now?
Chris - July 30, 2008, 5:59 pm
Someone needs to quit taking ph**ographs in the Silent Hill playground...
BoB - July 16, 2008, 3:47 pm
plz let that be rly good ph**oshop...
InkFox - July 11, 2008, 5:33 pm
the swing that's moving, look closely
Fatuitous - July 9, 2008, 3:41 pm
I need help... I am missing it.
Ahnuld - June 14, 2008, 9:52 am
d*** baby predators...
That dude - June 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
seen not even freaked out. no bricks shat at all maybe a yawn made but no bricks shat
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 4:49 am
Ah, finally one that is worthy. Didn't **** bricks, but definitely creeped out right now.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 9:11 pm
Saw it. No bricks shat.


TAGS: you re crazy man
Rating: 4.58/5

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falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:32 pm
A good immune system is one with experience.


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm

Now this is funny


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...

BEFORE YOU - ask someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even care.

TAGS: doesn t matter hate you
Rating: 4.72/5

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Zetmonk - July 16, 2012, 5:32 am
The pic does add a lovely "don't care", well done!
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:57 pm
Hater5 Gonna Hate.

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

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sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.45/5

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Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am
I love peddling my a** all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm

THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you

TAGS: the voices are teling me to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

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KDP3 - June 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
what an original poster (sarcasm)


TAGS: june calendar pretense youth
Rating: 4.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:51 pm
So that's how the huntsman got away with not killing Snow White.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:56 pm
I should say i have daughters who are proudly 5th generation b1tches :) Sure, they look adorable, but they turn REAL quick.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:54 pm
I like to think she's the girl in question (ie, heart owner). The other, far darker, option is she's the next victim... I went with the first interpretation
isus - June 14, 2011, 1:41 pm
can any1 pls explain wtf am I not getting about this picture? i don't understand what is so nice on pic. tnx
Sho - June 7, 2011, 10:23 pm
Holy sh*t
spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:28 pm
I like it Greeny. 5L
crankyhead - June 7, 2011, 8:20 pm
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Speechless! TMP
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:23 pm

yummy...and very cool
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 6:28 pm
not cool bro
MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 9:30 am
Very nice!
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:01 am
Awesome.. Fav'd

BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...

TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm

STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!

TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?

US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0

TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.54/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm



TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

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shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind

TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


TAGS: see you there
Rating: 4.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:10 pm
You took the words right out of my mouth, pal! Laughing's good for the heart, anyways.
Master - April 19, 2011, 6:48 pm
Laughing beats crying, any day!
Verdeckt - April 15, 2011, 9:13 am
Apparently I'll be surrounded by my fellow countrymen :D
pzykosiz - April 14, 2011, 6:46 pm
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:22 pm
You'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints?


TAGS: peace in your life
Rating: 4.35/5

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spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:11 pm
Woot! 5Ls.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:05 pm


PARENTING - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: lion mountain encounter if you
Rating: 3.52/5

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EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 9:54 pm
Thx Appreciate it
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:33 pm
Good for a first one. Because LMFAO! Hope you make more great ones and welcome to Motifake.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 10:18 am
Hey guys this is my first motifake hope you enjoy :)

LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”


TAGS: be all that you can be
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 11:43 am
Guy on the right is popping an a**ault rifle! :-o
Airman - September 24, 2010, 3:43 pm
good RL.. laughing is good
Reality Lord - September 24, 2010, 1:20 pm

5L dude...and i got a good laugh!

YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?

TAGS: your cat on catnip addiction
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:39 pm
My three cats hate Catnip. It makes my little girl kitty go insane.

YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

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holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.

DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)

TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


TAGS: young frankenstein
Rating: 4.79/5

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twill1962 - November 15, 2012, 7:40 am
It's pronounced EYE-gor!
Reality Lord - June 13, 2011, 6:29 pm

a good belly laughing 5 dude!
Greeny - June 13, 2011, 1:59 pm
LOL-castle trap door5

I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...

KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...

TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!


TAGS: love the one youre with
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
Love the one you're (always) with ... works for lawyers too.
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:08 pm




TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)

WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us

TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.72/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a f***ing sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.6/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


TAGS: kicked your ass at boxing
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 7:06 pm
That is all i use cause well that is what i got so.... yea.
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 7:03 pm
No problem. I'll see what I can do with MS paint. (I'm not poor, I just suck at using ph**oshop)
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:29 pm
I agree with Grey here psy. Make the whole pic a bit bigger in whatever program you generate it in and then it wont get all pixelated. 5L
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
OK, psycho, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:58 pm
RL? I'm pzykosiz
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
RL, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L

I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .

TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.78/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.




TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


TAGS: you lose
Rating: 4.59/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 10:42 am

SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:57 am
That's only funny because I've been there. Or it would be funny except I've been there. 5 laughs either way.

THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.

TAGS: inc*** saving thankyou friend zone
Rating: 3.78/5

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MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
This is high-larious :D


TAGS: life smacks you
Rating: 4.84/5

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CloudchaserS - November 16, 2011, 11:22 am
And there's also how if you ask that, things will get worse. But if you intentionally avoid saying that so things won't get worse, they still get worse. Murphy's Law doesn't work against itself



TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


TAGS: young love and dead h***ers
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 7:05 pm
I think that's Claire on the left. 5L

IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."